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Jan 12, 2006 20:09:50 GMT -5
Post by chris on Jan 12, 2006 20:09:50 GMT -5
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
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Jan 12, 2006 20:13:34 GMT -5
Post by chris on Jan 12, 2006 20:13:34 GMT -5
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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Jan 13, 2006 5:02:54 GMT -5
Post by ady on Jan 13, 2006 5:02:54 GMT -5
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to have sex with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!"
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Jan 13, 2006 5:05:24 GMT -5
Post by Mr Yay on Jan 13, 2006 5:05:24 GMT -5
LOL
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Jan 13, 2006 5:07:32 GMT -5
Post by ady on Jan 13, 2006 5:07:32 GMT -5
who r u Mr YAY!?
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Jan 13, 2006 5:10:17 GMT -5
Post by ady on Jan 13, 2006 5:10:17 GMT -5
It was ross, the big fat poo
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Jan 13, 2006 5:21:43 GMT -5
Post by ross on Jan 13, 2006 5:21:43 GMT -5
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Jan 13, 2006 14:24:11 GMT -5
Post by MetalMonkeySatan on Jan 13, 2006 14:24:11 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Whats Better than a gold medal at the Downsyndrome Olympics....
ICEEEE CREAMMMM[/glow]
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Jan 13, 2006 14:25:44 GMT -5
Post by MetalMonkeySatan on Jan 13, 2006 14:25:44 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Jews are fighting in jesus birth place. God says to jesus..get down there and sort that mess out..jesus goes..are you sure dad....god goes get down there now!. jesus goes you remember what happened last time dont ya..look...i cant even hold a fuckign malteaser in the middle of my hand[/glow].
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Jan 13, 2006 14:26:24 GMT -5
Post by MetalMonkeySatan on Jan 13, 2006 14:26:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]A jippo won the lottery...hes moved closer to the skip[/glow]
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Jan 13, 2006 14:27:33 GMT -5
Post by MetalMonkeySatan on Jan 13, 2006 14:27:33 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]a jippo won the lottery yesterday...new cardboard box for him then eh?![/glow]
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