Post by ady on Jan 13, 2006 14:51:27 GMT -5
The traditional story of Aliens appearing at night from their spaceships is false. In actual fact their preferred mode of arrival on our fine planet is via an ordinary fish tank. Our alien friends like nothing more than waking up to the bland and unsavoury smell of cornflakes. Another common place for aliens to live is in small children’s ball pools, this practice is however becoming less frequent as their love of candles is not conducive to the plastic environment they choose to live in. A more recent favoured Port of call for any visiting alien is the humble carrier bag, whilst not an obvious choice the large hole accommodates their love of candles somewhat better than a melting ball pool. Of course the ideal place for any alien to live would be in a candle factory, but to most this is nothing more than fantasy.
Dave Grohl is a self confessed lover of aliens, and has many business clients and close friends who are indeed extra terrestrials. He has many things in common with them, like the love of cheese, but he is not an extensive lover of cheese as his toe cheese loving friends.
Enough about aliens, the next part of the tale tells us the story of how aliens are universally petrified of traffic cones. This fear was developed during the football universe cup where the entrance to the arena was blocked by a traffic cone and it left many millions of aliens stranded outside the arena listening to cheesy music from the planet known as “P3452892” to humans.
One un-matched ability the aliens have is the ability to produce a super fart which can kill everything within 50miles, everything meaning microscopic atoms and bacteria. There was once one of these disasters in Eastern Australia in 2003, where an alien was banished from the galaxy for ignoring the warnings from the doctor (via mobile phone) that a super fart was brewing inside him... The government managed to cover the story up to protect the identity of aliens living amongst the population, but there was one photograph that got out. A greedy bling bling wearing gangster managed to sneak into the contaminated area before government officials, the result was a disturbing picture. This caused lots of fuffing and cuffing and the photo was destroyed, but copies are still available on the black market from a man only known as Pie-Eater-Son. Rumours have it that this mystery person is a sexy babe; others say that it’s a robot.
Anyway, that’s the story of the aliens on planet Earth, they will continue to be amongst us for years to come, one things for sure, and that’s that “The Next generation” (Cheesy line I know) will have to deal with the problem of illegal immigrants coming in.
Dave Grohl is a self confessed lover of aliens, and has many business clients and close friends who are indeed extra terrestrials. He has many things in common with them, like the love of cheese, but he is not an extensive lover of cheese as his toe cheese loving friends.
Enough about aliens, the next part of the tale tells us the story of how aliens are universally petrified of traffic cones. This fear was developed during the football universe cup where the entrance to the arena was blocked by a traffic cone and it left many millions of aliens stranded outside the arena listening to cheesy music from the planet known as “P3452892” to humans.
One un-matched ability the aliens have is the ability to produce a super fart which can kill everything within 50miles, everything meaning microscopic atoms and bacteria. There was once one of these disasters in Eastern Australia in 2003, where an alien was banished from the galaxy for ignoring the warnings from the doctor (via mobile phone) that a super fart was brewing inside him... The government managed to cover the story up to protect the identity of aliens living amongst the population, but there was one photograph that got out. A greedy bling bling wearing gangster managed to sneak into the contaminated area before government officials, the result was a disturbing picture. This caused lots of fuffing and cuffing and the photo was destroyed, but copies are still available on the black market from a man only known as Pie-Eater-Son. Rumours have it that this mystery person is a sexy babe; others say that it’s a robot.
Anyway, that’s the story of the aliens on planet Earth, they will continue to be amongst us for years to come, one things for sure, and that’s that “The Next generation” (Cheesy line I know) will have to deal with the problem of illegal immigrants coming in.