Post by ady on Jan 13, 2006 14:56:42 GMT -5
A group of youthful blossoming teenagers were going on a trip to Cleethorpes. This turned out to be an eventful trip. On the journey there they drove through town’s names “Cockburn Mouth” and “Rimming Ville” which amused and occupied the whole group for a while!
On arrival at their destination they went straight to work on pitching their tents, or at least most of them did. Bob stupidly forgot his tent, the coon! To solve his problem Bob went out and bought a giant turkey which he intended to sleep in.
When they pitched their tents they went to the bell convention, which they learned was happening via a panflet. They didn’t stay long at the bell convention because Bob decided it would be funny to do a wee wee in a bell!
For their dinner they all ate a sock, then they all simultaneously had a turd, and they all wiped with bobs tash! The rest of the day was spent on the campsite where discussions went from Bob’s pecker to Bob shafting animals. Before they went to bed they all ate some flange for supper.
The group were rudely awoken the next day by a mong called Boris. He decided to choose ten past six to tell the group they won a goose as they were the 10,000th visitors to the campsite. To the amusement of the rest of the group, Bob was still sleeping. When he arose he had a tea bad in his nose and a note stuck to his face with duck tape that said “be back soon, gone cow tipping”.
The group returned from their un-successful attempt to go cow tipping to the sight of Bob wrestling with a trouser snake, screaming the words “Nookie, Nookie”! The group chose to ignore this and play a CD, Busted if you must know. Part way through the 3rd song of the album bob appeared from his tent mumbling the word “not creamy enough”.
That day they went to the zoo where they were all amused by an animal called a Zedonk. This animal is a result of cross breeding between Zebras and Donkeys. The group all left the Zedonk enclosure at the same time, due to a question asked by bob, referring to the positions during breeding and if it differed would the Zedonk have stripes elsewhere. Quim was one of the words used to describe him as they left.
For lunch that day they ate quiche from the “Shrubbery” shop at the Zoo. After the quiche they went back to their tents to pack up. The group had all finished packing except for Bob, who mysteriously got his widge stuck in the entrance to the giant turkey! He was eventually freed by Boris, who poured mango juice on to lubricate it while the entire group formed a chain behind bob and pulled him out!
The drive home was pretty uneventful except for when a nun threw a used tampon out of the window and it hit the windscreen of their car!
On arrival at their destination they went straight to work on pitching their tents, or at least most of them did. Bob stupidly forgot his tent, the coon! To solve his problem Bob went out and bought a giant turkey which he intended to sleep in.
When they pitched their tents they went to the bell convention, which they learned was happening via a panflet. They didn’t stay long at the bell convention because Bob decided it would be funny to do a wee wee in a bell!
For their dinner they all ate a sock, then they all simultaneously had a turd, and they all wiped with bobs tash! The rest of the day was spent on the campsite where discussions went from Bob’s pecker to Bob shafting animals. Before they went to bed they all ate some flange for supper.
The group were rudely awoken the next day by a mong called Boris. He decided to choose ten past six to tell the group they won a goose as they were the 10,000th visitors to the campsite. To the amusement of the rest of the group, Bob was still sleeping. When he arose he had a tea bad in his nose and a note stuck to his face with duck tape that said “be back soon, gone cow tipping”.
The group returned from their un-successful attempt to go cow tipping to the sight of Bob wrestling with a trouser snake, screaming the words “Nookie, Nookie”! The group chose to ignore this and play a CD, Busted if you must know. Part way through the 3rd song of the album bob appeared from his tent mumbling the word “not creamy enough”.
That day they went to the zoo where they were all amused by an animal called a Zedonk. This animal is a result of cross breeding between Zebras and Donkeys. The group all left the Zedonk enclosure at the same time, due to a question asked by bob, referring to the positions during breeding and if it differed would the Zedonk have stripes elsewhere. Quim was one of the words used to describe him as they left.
For lunch that day they ate quiche from the “Shrubbery” shop at the Zoo. After the quiche they went back to their tents to pack up. The group had all finished packing except for Bob, who mysteriously got his widge stuck in the entrance to the giant turkey! He was eventually freed by Boris, who poured mango juice on to lubricate it while the entire group formed a chain behind bob and pulled him out!
The drive home was pretty uneventful except for when a nun threw a used tampon out of the window and it hit the windscreen of their car!